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Dogs Barking all Night
By HollywoodPet.net |
Sun, 16 Dec 2007
A run down looking woman drags herself into her doctor's office. "Doctor, I am only sleeping a few hours a night. The dogs in the neighborhood keep barking all night."
"I have just the thing" the doctor answered. "Here are some sleeping pills that will work great. Just one a night and your troubles will be over."
The woman goes home, but after a few weeks returns to the doctors office. This time she collapses in his office. "Doctor, it's even worse now. I'm not getting any sleep at night. I can't take much more, I am exhausted. I am running all over the neighborhood all night now.
"Running all over the neighborhood? You should be at home sleeping. And these are some of the strongest pills on the market!", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Now I've got a problem to solve."
"Nothing compared to my problem. Doctor, How am I going to get the dogs to take these pills."
