Talking Dog For Sale

By HollywoodPet.net | Sun, 16 Dec 2007

A guy driving down the street sees a cardboard sign in a front yard that says, "Talking Dog For Sale". The man pulls over and approaches. The owner meets him in the driveway.

"You have a talking dog?", the man asks. "Yep", the man replies. "Ten Dollars and he's yours. Go on in and talk to him if you want. He's in the living room sitting in a chair." The man steps inside.

"You talk?" he asks the dog.

"Yep," the dog says. "I've got a gift that has made me one of the most important dogs in the world. The government has been using me on secret missions for years. I've traveled the world for the CIA, first class flying from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and powerful world leaders. No one knew that I would be eavesdropping. I was the most valuable spy in history. I've nipped at world leaders, littered puppies worldwide and have personally visited some of the most famous places in the world. I've got boxes of medals and pretty much have to avoid the phone because I am mostly retired now. Many presidents have relied on me. I am the unsung genius behind are nation's national security and have won the highest honor our nation can give to a dog."

The guy is amazed. He scoops up the dog and goes back outside. He slaps a ten dollar bill into the man's hand before jumping into his car. "This dog is amazing."

The owner shakes his head. "The jokes on you. He's just a big liar. He's been living around here his whole life."