The Collie and the Telegram

By HollywoodPet.net | Sat, 19 Apr 2008

A Collie walks into a telegram office and starts filling out a form to send a telegram. The Collie writes, "Woof" five times and then slides the form over to the telegraph clerk.

The clerk is surprised to have a dog as a customer but he looks over the paper and tells the Collie, "There are only five words in your message. You can send another "Woof" for the same price."

"What good would that do me?", The Collie replied, "Then the message would make no sense".