The Cross-Eyed Rottweiler

By HollywoodPet.net | Thu, 17 Apr 2008

A man with a Rottweiler goes to the veterinarian. "Doctor, my dog is cross-eyed. What do I do? Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," said the vet. "Let's take a look at him." The veterinarian picks up the dog and examines his eyes, teeth and ears. Finally he says, "I'm going to have to put him down".

The dog's owner begins sobbing. He throws his arms in the air, wails out loud, and then throws himself across an examination table. He pounds his head against the table. "Why?! Why?! Because he's cross-eyed?!"

"No", the doctor said. "because he's really heavy".