The Talking Dog

By HollywoodPet.net | Sun, 16 Dec 2007

A guy walks into a bar and claims he has a talking dog. Everyone gathers around and tells him to prove it. The man asks the dog, "What does sandpaper feel like?". The dog answers, "Rough, rough". No one in the bar is impressed so the man asks the dog, "What is over our heads?" The dog answers, "roof roof". Everyone in the bar is getting restless and wants to toss the man out of the bar. The man asks for one more chance. He turns to the dog and says, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog answers, "Ruth, Ruth". With that, everyone grabs the man and throws him and his dog out onto the street. The man and dog walk away. The dog turns to the man and says, "Maybe I was wrong, maybe Joe DiMaggio is the greatest ball player."